FUCK NOVEMBER, TFLN TIME

[sticksandbonesmods]

you know what to do.

yes these are non-canon, this is just for fun. yes you can use these for bonus AC (not main AC), this is your meme credit™ for the month. these are kinda threads if you don't think about it.

they still have to be BAC length tho don't try to trick us.

Comments

[quirkynote]

Only to those who can't think creatively enough. Once I get him his own body, we'll be perfect, our marriage will be perfect. Like a key into a lock, is there anything more beautiful?!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[thebladebringstheflame]

yeah yeah when he has his own body sure that's fine and i'm happy for you, but are you going to shove a wholeass metal key up there in the meantime? don't girls have super sensitive bits

[quirkynote]

Why do you think of me as so pathetically needy? Do you truly believe I wouldn't wait until then?!

[thebladebringstheflame]

girl you called him a key you'd like to fuck that makes me think you're going to give yourself some sort of vaginal metal poisoning

[quirkynote]

Just because he has a body, doesn't mean he stops being my key. It's like you don't even understand love, I really pity you.

[thebladebringstheflame]

juuuuuust looking out for you. say what you will i guess

[quirkynote]

Looking out? For me? I don't understand, you should know I'm capable of taking care of myself. Especially when it comes to my marriage.

[thebladebringstheflame]

i don't know how to tell you "key i'd like to fuck" is super alarming when i'm not sure if you're being cutesy with your husband or taking an actual goddamn car key and shoving it into unmentionable places.