Status: I wish I could give a comprehensive update on what my son Elsword who has every disease has been doing this month but November is a goddamn blur of SAD for me and he too experienced rolling blackouts that have not yet resolved themselves. Here is a summary of The Boy from the last ??? off the top of my head though.

Got infected with the forest corruption very early on in the game, now his right arm grows flowers and is turning black; some of it had its course reversed when Rinni made me commit the sin of RPing with myself, but it's gonna come back with a vengeance babes

Kissed Add on the mouth. If you were there months ago for the divorce arc you Know how this went down. They're fine now, Elsword keeps trying to do PDA. This will continue, if you see him doing this just leave him alone.

Mizuki kissed HIM on the mouth......... a triad will form. 👁️

Has a lion... his name is Leon, he's always been here, be nice to Leon. If you get that bone ring in the shop you can cast the spell Speak with Animals Leon.

Has a magic mirror that, as he finds shards for it, will restore some of his emotions and memories, bc the bitch has magical amnesia. I have not updated his emotions/memories tracker since fucking August. Please yell at me he's learned a lot. I also have not updated his physical changes tracker since August, which is relevant for his plant stuff. Please yell at me—

He currently possesses the overall map to the Grove and surrounding areas (that have not been unlocked) and the group photograph with everyone's past lives in it when we were little(r) than we are now. These are holdovers from when I was not a mod, I will permit people to make a copy of the map and someone to take the photo wholesale from him (he will not willingly give up a map bc he's a little geography nerd) (but he needs to stop hogging the plot).

Okay anyway so plans for this month: I am goring this bitch, he had it good last month it's time for suffering. He had it pretty bad over Halloween and I could be nicer but I don't want to be nicer. Eye horror cw: I am going to have his plant infection burst out of it. Some of you may go "hey that's like Nene" yes it is bc Amity and I mutually high-fived when we were both like EYE FLOWER EYE FLOWER. Some of you who are Chi may go "you did that to Rosso in Ryslig" yes well I am a funny little clown, folks.

Also if anyone wants to... come see past life Elboy......... he will be little and red and annoying and also the completely wrong class tree bc Genesis is his canon-AU class and not his canon-canon one... If you're REALLY nice to me I'll play him at base job and want to rip my gd hair out...

Seeking: Friemdshiieipp... I'm leaving that typo in I feel tired and feral today.

Not Seeking: The romance is locked in I require naught else thank you. Also don't murder him. Murder isn't on the table yet.

Anything Else: If you have not fought with him via netbook or snowball fought with everyone yet, now is ur chance to do so

Meme:

i need to make more genesis memes, y'all make sure i do this ok? thanks—