dipper is my favourite funny lil guy. i love seeing ppls CRAUs in particular tbh because the DWRP multiverse makes every character at least 40% more incomprehensible and i think dipper of all characters deserves to be the multiverse conspiracy expert with squid blood and dream magic. let him have this. mayoi probs does not want to have this but its funny so like he can also have it i need to observe this creature some more