"I would love you like family. I think that's probably the least weird way to handle this? Let's just go with that."
"Sorry for all the times I hurt you. I can't really promise that it will never happen again but in my defense you sometimes start it."
"I feel bad for you, but I'm pretty sure saying that would just piss you off."
"Poking fun at each other is self-care, I think."
"I would like to get to know you better. As much as that's even really a thing for us I guess?"
"I would spend time/have fun/be friends with you."
"I would rescue you/fight by your side."
"I would protect you."
"I would hug you/hold your hand. Honestly you're kind of the easiest person to do all that with, really."
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